Title: Lower Middle Class Liberal Survival Guide (may need some work)
To star: Myself
Synopsis: Each week our hero is dropped into an unknown European country with only 500 Euros. He doesn't speak the language and must get by using all his years of honed skills in the field. His first job is to ascertain whether the Euros will do or he needs to change them.
Next he must book into a reasonably priced boutique hotel avoiding the major chains, close to the town or city centre, using only his own years of trained know how in gesturing and pointing.
Once having established shelter, he must locate a source of English books to read and not just 50 Shades of Grey or Jeffrey Archer but something intelligent and readable without being a weighty academic tome.
Having acquired a source of reading materials he must next find sustenance. A restaurant for the evening that will offer genuine local cuisine and not some fast food dive. It can't be one of those places though that's so authentic they serve the fish with the head still on.
Next will be to locate a local bar that is warm and friendly and offers the opportunity to attempt sexy chit-chat with local girls who he's probably old enough to be the rather attractive uncle of.
After resting for the night, he must scour the town looking for his own brand of cigarettes, jabbing wildly at his empty packet.
Once sated he must then book a local river/canal/sea cruise that will allow him to see the local town or city without having to walk any further as his feet are killing him.
etc, etc, etc. Contact the blogger for further details.
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